A guy walks INTO a psychiatrist’s office covered only in Saran Wrap. He says to the doctor, “I’ve felt so weird lately, Doc, can you tell me what’s wrong?”
The doctor replied, “Well, I can clearly see your nuts!”
Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing the difference.
A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his cock on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn’t bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says “Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop – not a cock shop!” “Well,” replies the man, “Why don’t you put two hands and a face on it?”
